Thursday, February 26, 2009

My brain feels all warm and fuzzy

Hi everybody. As it turns out I have a hard time blogging when I’m all hopped up on vicodin. See what happened is Monday morning I left my house to go to work and leaned over to pick up the Wall Street Journal and HOLY SHIT, I have never felt pain like that in my life. I haven’t stood up straight since. Poor Chuckles has been taking very good care of me even when I scream at him, “DON’T DO THAT! FUUUUCCCKKKK, IT HURTS!” But the nice Doctor lady gave me vicodin and I’ve been high ever since. I hope I’ll be back to normal soon. I start physical therapy next week – cross your fingers that it works because I’m already starting to get a little chubby thanks to the fact that I use the pain as an excuse to eat lots of candy and I am not allowed to work out right now.

16 comments:

amindinmotown said...

Aw. I hope you feel better soon! Hopefully the vicodin is at least taking some of the pain away...

notsojenny said...

that's what pain killers are for! they're a great excuse to sit around and eat doritoes and drink wine (oh yes, wine and pain killers = bliss... until you pass out cold)

i hope you feel better soon! keep popping those pills : )

The Dutchess of Kickball said...

I had to go back and reread, I thought I gave you the back pain because I called in "sick" on Friday because of "neck pain." Luckily it was a different day, so someone else got my fake pain.

But I really do often suffer from back pain so it's not like I totally made it up.

Hope you are back on your feet soon.

Dingo said...

Excuse to eat lots of candy? So, that's what they're calling Vicodin these days? I say, enjoy, my friend! And feel better soon.

Jay said...

Let's see: Vicodin, candy, no exercise, sympathy from your significant other... man, you do have it rough!

Andy said...

What the --?

Seriously woman, get some rest and more medication.

I'm still laughing at how you got the headache.

Chris said...

Are you sure you aren't confusing the candy with the vicodin?

Tits McGee said...

Oh megan. I'm sorry! I hope you feel better asap. Let me know if you need anything, I'm around all weekend!

Matt said...

oh sweet vicodin...

PunkyBean said...

Oh good lord!!!! That is terrible! You weren't kidding with the rough week! That Chuckles sounds like a good man!

I hope that you feel better fast. Candy is good medicine! :)

Elizabeth said...

Good ol' Vicodin! It always makes me so loopy. Feel better soon!

heatherdc said...

ah! not good!! the candy + pain killers should definitely help. ;) can't go wrong.

Bayjb said...

Oh my god I hope you're okay. Glad to hear Chuckles is taking good care. And vicodin, well that's just love in pill form.

Kristen said...

The Wall Street Journal?

Really?

emmysuh said...

yuck yuck yuck

feel better soon!

<3

stoogepie said...

Vicodin = good.

WSJ = bad.

That is all.