Friday, November 14, 2008

I thank God every day I'm not a moron

On my way to class on Wednesday night I overheard a very fascinating conversation. There were three girls walking ahead of me and one of them was probably around seven months pregnant and was asking her friends if they thought she could just use her dog clothes as a substitute for baby clothes. You see that way she wouldn’t have to go shopping for baby clothes. Her friends seemed to think it was a good idea. One of them pointed out that it might constrict the baby's movement some, but, hey, it's not like the baby is moving around a lot or anything. It sounds to me like she was really prepared for how her life was about to change in just a few months.

25 comments:

LosingIt said...

She might be a moron, but at least her baby would have room for its tail.

notsojenny said...

isn't dog clothes more expensive than baby clothes?? maybe she should have thought about that 7 months ago and stopped buying dog clothes.

Jessica said...

wow....just wow.

SS+1 said...

I think the troubling issue isn't that she was going to dress her baby in dog clothes...but that she owned dog clothes in the first place!!

amindinmotown said...

How old was this girl? That baby is in for one hell of a ride it looks like...

dmb5_libra said...

sad....

rs27 said...

I never thought about this...

I'm buying a ton of dog clothes.

stealthnerd said...

Okay...that physically hurt me.

Heather said...

You are right, that girl is a moron. I did laugh out loud as I read this though. Amazing. Completely amazing.

Jay said...

Ooh! And Maybe she can carry it around in one of those little purses too!

Jamie said...

Oh wow. Just wow.

Angela said...

Wow. I hope she wasn't serious. her baby is going to so fucked up.

Kez said...

Holy Moley. That's some brilliant genius that woman and her friends have there...
Yikes. I don't know whether to laugh, cry or call child protection!

Andy said...

For serious?

OMG.

Rachie said...

That is ridiculous. I hope she wasn't serious.

WeightingGame said...

i truly don't think i could've kept quiet if i'd overheard such a ridonculous convo.

Elizabeth said...

Hahaha...wow. Maybe she can find a crate to go with it? =/

Bayjb said...

Holy crap. It's scary that these people can reproduce. dog clothes? Seriously?

Kristen said...

The last laugh is on her because dog clothes are way more expensive than baby clothes.

Friggin idiot.

I'm horrified. HORRIFIED!!!!

Matt said...

Dog clothes for baby clothes!

HAHA.

I hope she does it.

surviving myself said...

She's going to be a good mom, I can just tell.

Kate said...

Well, she'll be driving her child to Nebraska and leaving it there shortly.

Dingo said...

At least she's not going to try to fit her baby in her Barbie clothes although she might use the Barbie Sports car in place of an actual stroller.

stoogepie said...

But then what will her dog wear?

In only a few months, she will need to get a bigger dog.

Anna said...

All I have to say is...WOW!!