Tuesday, December 9, 2008
The More You Know
I have a message for the snotty girl in my accounting class who thinks she’s all that. Don’t ever EVER wear boots over baggy jeans. If you are going to wear boots over jeans they have to be SKINNY. Also, while we’re on the subject, they should be knee high boots not tight mid calf boots. If you insist on wearing mid calf boots over your jeans that at least make them slouchy boots. I would also like to request that when you walk by me to go get your nasty soup that makes the entire room stink that you don’t give me that up and down stare like I’m the freak show here. I will have you know that my lace tights are quite stylish and I have gotten many compliments on them. Oh, and just one last thing, stop wearing scrunchies.
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This is just good advice for anyone. All scrunchies should be burned.
all you had to do was say that one word... it makes me cringe so i can't imagine how seeing one in use makes you feel
sounds like it's time to smack a bitch.
or at least trip her on her way back from getting her nasty-ass, scalding-hot soup so she winds up with third degree burns.
Ohhh.... scrunchies. I used to LOVE scrunchies!
Haha Love it.
Maybe scrunchies are making a comeback....
Maybe not.
Fashion Victim in denial, have pity on the poor girl.
Am the only one wondering why you are allowed soup in accounting class?
I thought scrunchies had been outlawed!
Gretchen - Seriously, I don't even know where you could buy them now!
Notsojenny - They're almost as bad as mullets if you ask me.
Losingit - Genius. My last class with her is tomorrow so I have one last chance.
Kate - I know, I did too. My saving grace was they generally stayed on my wrist.
Jessica - Goodness, I hope not!
S. - I would have pity on her if she didn't act like I was the fashion victim and not her.
Jay - I know right?! She should just eat clif bars or carrot sticks like the rest of us. (It's a 3 hour long class at dinner time - so some sort of snack is necessary).
Ew. Scrunchies. *shudders*
Oh em gee. Seriously? To pull off boots over jeans is hard to begin with. What WAS she thinking???
Wow I'm a guy and I know that scrunchies are bad. I'm a guy with BAD STYLE and I know that.
I am ashamed to admit this, but I'm one of those boot leg jeans tucked into boots girl. I cannot wear skinny jeans so I smooth the legs down as much as possible. But if it's snowing out, I don't care how I look, I want to keep my legs dry.
Oh my gosh. Fashion hell no!
That is disturbing...
I thought the baggy jeans with mid calf boots was bad, but when you mentioned the scrunchies?!
Holy moley.
Where can you even BUY Scuuncis anymore?! haven't they been discontinued??! umm, they should be.
CLEARLY this girl needs to be transported back to the 80's asap...
SCRUNCHIES!!!
She's bringing sexy back..hollaaaa
Ah! I was going to say boots are kind of subjective but sweet jesus, 1994 called and wants its scrunchie back!!!
Omg, I was hating this girl on your behalf until you got to the bit about the scrunchies--now I'm hating her on behalf of all woman-kind! Blech!!
Was this post directed at me?
This girl sounds hot!!!
please send pics!
What an asshole she is.
EVERYONE knows lace tights are stylish.
EVERYONE.
What!? Are scrunchies are making a comeback? Oh no. What's next? Those stupid mini-backpack purses? I feel ill.
I work with this guy who has REALLY long hair (ick). Sometimes he pulls it back in a ponytail, but most of the time he wears it down. Yesterday we were in a meeting and he went to put his hair up...and pulled a bright blue scrunchie out of his pocket. I nearly died of silent laughter. I hadn't seen a scrunchie since about 1992.
hahaha! i love how catty you are in this post.
(you sound just like me)
LOL I love it! I have lace tights too, I think they are amazing ;) *Sigh* I hate snotty girls, but oh well, they just look dumb in the end..
I think your class needs to skip your next lesson and watch a few episodes of What Not to Wear. It can only help.
yikes! you should've given her one of these: http://www.knockknock.biz/catalog/categories/pads/nifty-notes/fashion-citation-nifty-note/
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