Thursday, December 4, 2008

I am a Scrabble God! Bow down.

I am on a roll! Yesterday Chuckles told me that it is not polite to talk about how smart I am, but I figure this is my blog and I can do whatever the hell I want on it and today I want to talk about how smart I am. If you don’t like it you can suck it! HA!

I bring this up because I came to the realization yesterday that I am unbeatable at Scrabble. Unbeatable. In other words, I am a Scrabble God. Chuckles kindly pointed out that he has defeated me before, but I have honed my skills and, well, I’ve just gotten so good that I almost feel bad for my opponents. The key word there is almost. I continue to be a horrible winner and gloat.

Not only am I kicking ass at Scrabble, but I am also kicking butt on my marketing project. Remember how I was being a whiny bitch a couple months back because I had this long project and I was all nervous about my group? Of course you remember. Silly me. Well, I won’t go into to many details about the project because I don’t want to bore you to death, but, in the end, the only thing that matters is who has the highest stock price. At this point nobody can come close to catching us. Do you see now how I’m a genius? Well, that and I managed to get a cool group. Also, that guy that was driving me NUTSO is doing horribly. It makes me laugh. Who knew class could actually be fun?

Also, my fantasy football team made a miraculous comeback thanks to Matt Cassel and Steve Slaton and I’m in the playoffs! YAY! I just have to beat my little bro this weekend to stay in. Keep your fingers crossed!

20 comments:

Gretchen said...

I always respect people who can throw down a good game of scrabble.

notsojenny said...

what a nice post about so many things going well... i love those days!

i'm a horrible gloater too... i've owned up to it and represent now. no use trying to change it.

Elizabeth said...

That's scrabulous--kidding!

I'm glad your project is going well. Things worked out perfectly in the end!

heatherdc said...

I don't understand "fantasy" anythinggg to save my life. BUT I am glad that your team made it to the Finals. :) that's gotta be a good thing right?

And, also, clearly...a genius. Scrabble is hard.

Maxie said...

I'm so bad at scrabble. I was okay at scrabulous b/c of the spellcheck and stuff. But I can't spell to save my life.

Alexa said...

you are unbeatable in scrabble like i am unbeatable in scene it.

if our powers united we would be unstoppable

Rachie said...

It's nice when everything's going your way. Lucky bitch. JK Love you!

little miss optimist said...

Isn't it great when you can write posts like these? Glad to hear things are going well =]

Matt said...

If this is a challenge count me in fancypants.

stealthnerd said...

I wish I knew Scrabble people. My friends are not the Scrabble sort and it upsets--mainly because I'm pretty sure I'd be kicking butt too.

Jessica said...

Awwww...I used to play scrabble ALL the time. It was my and The Ex's favorite thing to do. I haven't played since...I need to find some new scrabble person!

rs27 said...

When are you putting together the Fantasy Scrabble league?

I choose you with my first pick.

Dingo said...

Squeti!

I have no idea what that word means, if anything. It's just my word verification for this comment and it sounds like the perfect cry of vicory! So, squeti, you awesome scrabble player, you!

Dingo said...

"victory"

Kate said...

I do not play scrabble for points. For this very reason. My sister gloats.

I however, gloat over Monopoly.

Anna said...

I love posts like these! Glad to hear things are going well!

Congrats on making it into the playoffs!

Bayjb said...

Way to go you, kicking so much ass. Yeah I have to tone down telling people how brilliant I am too. Makes them feel bad. I am not good at Scrabble so I won't ever play against you.

NeverSayDiet said...

girl, you should ALWAYS talk about how smart you are! Why the heck not?!!

surviving myself said...

My team dropped 3 in a row and I missed the playoffs because of it. I am a failure.

Jay said...

Well then, I suggest you track me down on Faacebook and add me so I can teach you a thing or two about Scrabble humility.