Thursday, January 8, 2009

My Bad

Remember on Tuesday when I selfishly wished it would rain so I wouldn’t have to run? Well my wish was granted to say the least. I think what they said on the radio this morning was that there is “catastrophic flooding” in areas.

Although, I would like to say that I don’t think the blame should be placed solely on me because I know that I wasn’t the only one wishing for rain – after that crazy snow storm that’s all anybody was saying: “Oh, why won’t it rain?!” “I wish this infernal snow would stop and we could go back to good old-fashioned Seattle rain.” See? This isn’t all my fault.

Plus, I have to say it’s better than the snow, sure, they had to evacuate more than 30,000 people and some people aren’t able to get home because there’re so many flooded roads, but I’m not trapped at home and that’s what really matters here.

Also, in completely unrelated news, the ENEMY IS BACK! Yes, the original enemy. I realize that there are some of you that might be lost at the moment because, unfortunately for you, I’m a dimwit and deleted all the entries from last spring about the ENEMY, but no need to fret because I’m sure I’ll have plenty more stories to share about how passionately I hate her. Hate actually might not be the right word because I was truly delighted when I saw we had a class together. However, my delight might have been derived from the fact that she was late to class and there were no seats left so she had to sit for three hours in the windowsill. HAHAHA!!! I laughed. At her expense. Good times.

25 comments:

Jay said...

You're like some kind of evil genius; the classic kind of evil genius that gets too greedy and ruins it for everyone, including themselves. I would start looking for a big white cat for your lap if I were you. Just make sure it knows how to swim.

The Dutchess of Kickball said...

I have no idea what this girl did to make her such an enemy, but apparently karma is a bitch! That windowsill must have been mighty uncomfortable!

Jane said...

Ha! A windowsill... That's funny.

Classy in Philadelphia said...

Ah, I can't wait to hear about the enemy....must be bad if you really don't like her!

Yeah, I wished for snow so I didn't have to go to the gym the other day..haha

Anna said...

I hope it has stopped raining for you! It has been doing nothing but snowing here!

Kate said...

I'm all about the snow. Rain makes me sad. Snow is magical.

That might be why I live in South Dakota.

April said...

Who knew you were so powerful? How 'bout wishing you won the lottery next?

Matt said...

I had no idea you could be so mean...


and I love it!

Losing It said...

I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT HER!!!

rs27 said...

Thank you for letting all Native Americans offf the hook for their rain dances.

S. said...

I'm a sucka for the drama, bring it on!

And I'm pretty sure ENEMY deserves to be laughed at cuz you blog. That makes you a 'good guy'.

Andy said...

Karma??

Hell yes.

Rachie said...

That's awful. But I feel that way about some people too. Teehee.

Narm said...

No worries - everyone knows wishes don't come true.

But if you did a rain dance you more or less cashed your ticket for hell.

heatherdc said...

It's been raining lke crazy here too. GAH. Today was finally sunny. I guess I really shoudln't complain since it snowed almost Every day I was home for x-mas, and that freakin blows.

I'm a little curious, don't know who this Enemy is but sitting on a windowsill for that long sure would suck. :)

emmysuh said...

Bwaha. That's great. Can't wait to hear about the Enemy. I have a number of those in school too.

Maxie said...

sometimes I'm happy when people do horrible things b/c that just means I have something to blog about!

SS+1 said...

do i suck because i really want to know more about The Enemy?

...some people's kids! (referring to how much i am assuming the enemy sucks at life, hehehe)

Dingo said...

I hope the windowsill was one of those old ones that leaked and that she got all kinds of rain and mold on her tacky outfit and brand new stripper shoes. Because, you know anyone named the ENEMY, is going to have a tacky outfit and stripper shoes. Unless it's the Joker.

surviving myself said...

But you need the enemy, without an enemy, you can't be a super hero.

Chris said...

You should watch that show Bad Girls Club. You can imagine yourself and this chick sharing a house and "Not even giving a F***!"

little miss optimist said...

Oooo can't wait to hear more about this "enemy" !

Liam said...

You gotta have priorities... so long as you can get your Ding Dongs, all is well... =)

Bayjb said...

I want to know more about said enemy. I'm intrigued!

BloodRedRoses said...

Ooooh. An enemy. I had no idea!

As for the rain? Please do a little rain dance for me. Except not a really big one. I don't want to be held responsible if there's a flood.